To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...