The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...