Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...