New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...