Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...