It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...