No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...