Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...