How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Police are in a chase
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Speak more precisely
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Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Husband: Want a quickie?
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The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
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What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Where would you put an injured insect?
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