Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...