Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
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|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...