Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...