Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...