I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...