Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...