Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...