The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...