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Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
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Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Home burglar survey
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Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...