Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
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snap, crackle and pop
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He’d wanted to be buried at sea
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Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
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yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...