What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...