What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...