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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
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Heaven playing sports
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Bad convenience foods
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Holiday Banana Bread
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Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Santa’s Reindeer
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