Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...