Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...