Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...