Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....