Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!