A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...