The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...