If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...