Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...