What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...