So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Low self-esteem
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A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...