Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...