yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...