10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...