Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...