Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....