The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...