The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Too much Coffee
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Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
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The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Psychiatric Hotline
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Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...