Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Why bikes are better than women!
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I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
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Will Rogers On Men
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Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...