Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...