This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...