May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!