What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...