Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...