Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...