Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...