Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...