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If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
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So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...