Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...