Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....